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Developer vs Tester
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Hi
Tester: Hey Developer, I found a bug in your code. listen, just Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.
Developer: Is this a bug? I have no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will fixed.
After 2 days,
Developer: Hi QA friend, bug is fixed. Please check.
After 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. My colleague is not getting the sound,but Sound is coming in my machine.
why so ?
Fixed it.
After another 2 days,
Developer: This is Not a bug. I found that your colleague has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers.
so, Close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but
My colleague who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'.
Developer: IS this a bug, DAMMNN... What can i do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them equal?
Please close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep on two Dell's machine is different
. My machine produces Beep sound of intensity 10 DB whereas another machine produces
Sound worth 20 DB. Fix your code accordingly and then i will check
Another 2 days later,
Developer: OHHH...it's not a BUG. I have observed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines.please make it same before I get mad and
I BEG you to close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug.
Developer : What ? Why?? What more stupid reasons???
Tester: Sound intensity is different when machines are placed at different buildings. So, I have re-opened it.
After 2 days,
Developer: I need to made some civil scientist to observe the noise intensity of two buildings, i wll let you know.
Please, Please CLOSE it. otherwise i will close myself
After 1 year
Tester : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange two civil scientist to check the buildings but when i test, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the BUG.
Developer : SHITTTT.....I am really mad now.
Tester : We have found another bug, Sound not play when we put machin in VACCUM
Developer : WHAT ??? ??? ???
Result-----------------------
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.
Developer: Is this a bug? I have no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will fixed.
After 2 days,
Developer: Hi QA friend, bug is fixed. Please check.
After 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. My colleague is not getting the sound,but Sound is coming in my machine.
why so ?
Fixed it.
After another 2 days,
Developer: This is Not a bug. I found that your colleague has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers.
so, Close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but
My colleague who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'.
Developer: IS this a bug, DAMMNN... What can i do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them equal?
Please close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep on two Dell's machine is different
. My machine produces Beep sound of intensity 10 DB whereas another machine produces
Sound worth 20 DB. Fix your code accordingly and then i will check
Another 2 days later,
Developer: OHHH...it's not a BUG. I have observed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines.please make it same before I get mad and
I BEG you to close the bug.
Another 2 days,
Tester : I have re-opened the bug.
Developer : What ? Why?? What more stupid reasons???
Tester: Sound intensity is different when machines are placed at different buildings. So, I have re-opened it.
After 2 days,
Developer: I need to made some civil scientist to observe the noise intensity of two buildings, i wll let you know.
Please, Please CLOSE it. otherwise i will close myself
After 1 year
Tester : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange two civil scientist to check the buildings but when i test, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the BUG.
Developer : SHITTTT.....I am really mad now.
Tester : We have found another bug, Sound not play when we put machin in VACCUM
Developer : WHAT ??? ??? ???
Result-----------------------
Developer is now in mental hospital while Tester has become QA Manager.
A comfort zone
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A comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there
Happiness does not depend
Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.
If something is important enough
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour.
Elon Musk
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Rich Dad Poor Dad - Robert Kiyosaki's Top 10 Rules For Success
1. Experience makes you smarter
A fourth-generation Japanese American, Kiyosaki was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii.
2. The more you give, the more you receive
After graduating from Hilo High School in 1965, Kiyosaki attended the United States Merchant Marine Academy in New York.
3. Change the way you think
After graduating from college in New York, Kiyosaki began his career by taking a job with Standard Oil’s tanker office. He resigned after 6 months to join the Marine Corps.
4. Focus
He served in the Marine Corps as a helicopter gunship pilot during the Vietnam War in 1972, where he was awarded the Air Medal.
5. Hard times bring new opportunities
Kiyosaki was honorably discharged from the Marine Corps in June 1974. He then joined Xerox as an sales associate until June 1978.
6. Design the business properly
In 1977, Kiyosaki entered the retailing industry. He started a company that brought to market the first nylon and Velcro “surfer” wallets.
7. Know what you are working hard for
In 1994, he retired at the age of 47. In 1997, he launched Cashflow Technologies, a business education company which owns the Rich Dad and Cashflow brands.
8. Don’t be afraid of losses
A financial literacy advocate, Kiyosaki has been a proponent of entrepreneurship, business education, investing, and that financial literacy should be taught in schools around the world.
9. Aim to acquire assets
Kiyosaki also maintains a monthly column on Yahoo Finance.
10. Stop saving money, hedge it
His sister, Emi Kiyosaki, is a former Tibetan Buddhist nun. He has co-authored one book with Emy called “Rich Brother, Rich Sister”.
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